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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

winter s***s, especially in spring

I woke up yesterday and there was snow on the ground. SNOW! This does not compute. Snow ought to be completely illegal after the vernal equinox. (I'd like to see it made illegal period, but that's another matter.) The thing is, when you are affronted by an outrageous Miscarriage of Weather, what are supposed
to do about it?

I tried calling my local weatherman to complain, but I was told that there was nothing he could do. It was an "act of God."

So I figured I needed to complain to God, so I went to find a priest. Father O'Mallohannitireillovan wasn't in--he had slipped on his walk--but I managed to speak with his assistant, Fr. O'Maraclearyryanmurphyodonnell, who was hanging around the church playing with his brand new 3DS.

He told me there was nothing to do. It was an act of God.

But he said it in an Irish accent, so that's something.

Then he went back to blowing up soldiers in 3D.

E3H: Finish Act Three tonight. We're discussing 2&3 free form the next two days, jumping around a lot.

E2CP: Due tomorrow: one page response paper on "A Good Man Is Hard To Find"; discuss grandmother and the Misfit. Plus: find one quote that interested you and, after the essay, tell why.

Drama: Broken record time: memorize.

More Tom Lehrer! (If you missed last week's great songs, go back and check them out!)

Crazy Random "epic wins":

Notes to Parents

8/24/14

Hi, everyone, and welcome back to another (or your first) year at LFHS.

What you have heard is true. The English teacher has lost her ever-loving mind and is not going to be giving any grades at all in her classes this year. Not. One.

There will be no percentages, no numbers, no scores, no letters, no anything that will count toward anything that will end up being averaged for a final grade. But before you call in the men with the white coats, let me explain:

As I hope you have read in the doc your son or daughter (I have always hated the phrase "your student" when addressed to a parent) should have showed you, there is a wealth of research that indicates that grades--or the need to achieve them--are the single greatest thing that stand in the way of a great education. Studies show that the most influential thing a teacher can do to help a student grow academically is to allow him or her to self-grade. Most teachers would rather climb Mt. Everest dressed only in a swimsuit.

But the thing is: our academic system is severely broken. We say that our goal is to get our students to master Common Core Standards, and that is all well and good. But if that is truly the goal, then why do we care how long it takes them to master them? I'm serious. Think about it this way:

Try to remember back to when you were learning how to ride a bike. Oh, it was scary. You needed all kinds of support at first, lots of help from Daddy or Mommy. Then they let go and you were very, very wobbly. Probably you fell off, maybe several times. It took quite a while before you completely mastered the skill. But when you had...you had it down perfectly for the rest of your life.

Now imagine if you were being graded on that learning experience the way schools grade you. We would not score those first scaffolding attempts with Mommy and Daddy, but then...oh, you failed those quizzes when you fell off. And those wobbly rides? C's at best. Then a bunch of B's probably before you finally settled into 100% forever. But if we graded you right at that point, you'd probably average, oh, 83% or so. Why? You've mastered the skill perfectly. So why do you not get 100% if that is what we say we care about? Why on earth do we care about all those earlier times when you didn't have it down yet?

That will be what we go for here. Students will know what the goals are. They will understand what an "A" student looks like. And they will know when they have mastered an objective. Those who do so earlier than others will become tutors to those who have not yet done it: everyone gains from this and the newly learned skills, instead of being quickly forgotten as things studied for a test usually are, will continue being applied as masters tutor their classmates.

That is an awful lot to imagine will happen because I don't give grades this year, but what the heck: if you don't dream big, you never win big, right? The research is behind this, as is the school administration. I'm happy--well, actually I am excited--to pilot this concept at LFHS. As always, I'm glad to discuss this or anything else with you.

Karen

Feel free to email me any time at ktopham@lfschools.net.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

winter s***s, especially in spring

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