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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

More Student Disappearances at LFHS

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Dateline: Lake Forest, IL
Wednesday, March 19, 2008

More of LFHS students in continued to vanish mysteriously today as the annual spring break ritual drew ever closer. Faculty and staff alike grew more and more alarmed by the incredible shrinking student body.

"I dressed like a leprechaun on Monday," said Stan Eaton. "Mrs. Topham invited me in to do an Irish jig. I hope I didn't accidentally unleash some faery magic."

No reports of students mysteriously turning up anywhere have been confirmed, though there have been unconfirmed rumors that certain tracts of sandy land in Naples and in Cancun are more crowded than usual.

E3H: Buy Macbeth; you need it! It's in the bookstore and only $5.99. And those boards are still calling to you...

E2H: Essay due tomorrow. We'll talk about "The Moths" and "Sonny's Blues."

Drama: We'll be doing an activity around Stanislavski.

random thought of the day: As an outsider . . . what do you think of the human race.

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